Others are doing it. I thought I would too. Just use the Great G search engine to do it for your name too. It's pretty funny.
Unfortunately, Nettie’s story is not a unique one.
Unfortunately, Nettie fails to mention that Jaunty's Deadside incarnation is that of a snake with a skull for a head donning a tophat ...
Unfortunately, Nettie was sold when my trainer thought I should move to a medium pony.
Unfortunately, Nettie as a narrator does not allow the voices of these women to speak through her.
Unfortunately, Nettie soon discovered the joy of men and left the young stable hand for a life of frivolity and debauchery.
Unfortunately Nettie did not realise the necessity of keeping this stunning news a secret.